Proszę o napisanie dowcipnej notatki prasowej o mężczyżnie o imieniu Lucuś.Coś w stylu takim,że go gdzies złapano za wypisywanie na murach słów typu "Precz z bolszewizmem" itd..Po prostu ma byc śmieszna i nie zadługa.

lucus one day he went to the park for a walk. There he met a beautiful blonde who was sitting on a bench reading a book. Lucus wanted to approach her and talk but he thought it was not proper to go without a gift. saw that the dog did shit and another pinch of this and eat, so take it nice and wrapped in colorful paper. approached the woman and gave it to her. she thought it was candy so he ate. at the end it turned out that this was the guy.